WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items The woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control For a television set in her purse.'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
I got this from a friend of mine and loved the idea so much I thought I would share with all of you. It sure works for me!
"Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners.Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you."