Friday, February 22, 2013

Powerful

This is why the Native American cries. Man has defiled the Earth and all that is in it. Soon there will be nothing.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Never Squat With Your Spurs On...


Never squat with your spurs on...

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 
plane crash, was one of the
greatest political sages this country has ever known. 


Some of his sayings:
 
1.
 Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2.
 Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3.
 There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

4.
 Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5.
 Always drink upstream from the herd.

6.
 If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7.
 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

8.
 There are three kinds of men:  the ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, & the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10.
 If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11.
 Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12.
 After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
     He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

    The moral
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER... 


First ~
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 

Second ~
 The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. 

Third ~
 Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved. 

Fourth ~
 When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. 

Fifth ~
 You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. 

Sixth ~
 I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. 

Seventh ~
 One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young. 

Eighth ~
 One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. 

Ninth ~
 Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. 

Tenth ~
 Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today it's called golf.
 


And, finally ~
 If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.