Don't Faint....

Happy New Year!

Wishing everyone good health, happiness, and "just enough".

Too Funny Not To Share

Where are your Glasses??

I love this one!!!!  I would never be able to think of a reply like this one!!!

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked. 

Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied,  "Are you nuts?  You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!

This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again,"
I said, “I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

Thank You...

Let us not forget what this day is really about!  To all who have served, who have given the ultimate sacrifice, and who are serving wherever you are..... I am deeply in your debt. Thank you.

It's Been Awhile....

It is so sad that Facebook has taken over my life..... I used to blog every day. Now, apparently, I only post twice a year. Sigh.

I am sitting here looking out the window in my "den" at the snow falling yet again. I am no so sure about the snow.... I know I don't want any more ice or many degrees below zero stuff. I keep hitting the delete button on Winter, but I think the delete button is broken. Really BIG sigh.

I am hoping that everyone is staying warm, safe and has power.

Blessing to all of you.