Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Sunday, September 27, 2009

This Just In...

My son had this to say on facebook...

"This Breaking News has just been handed to me; the Detroit Lions have just WON their first regular season game, could the night-mare be over... film at eleven!"

Can it really be? Is it really possible?

And now Shields Pizza is going to be making a whole lot of pizzas and have very crowded dining rooms in their locations! LOL

Potted Plants

Something to keep in mind when you're out there doing all that yard work.

Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why..

A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief. But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her. The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.

Breath here......

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little green snake.

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night?

GOOD NIGHT

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Tribe


One of my favorite pictures. I just thought I would share.

Monday, September 21, 2009

The Music Stopped

I received the following email and felt that this needed to be passed on to you - hope you do the same. For those who are unaware, at a Military theater, the National Anthem is played before every movie. Now read this email:


THE MUSIC STOPPED

This is written from a Chaplain in Iraq:

I recently attended a showing of 'Superman 3' here at LSA Anaconda. We have a large auditorium we use for movies, as well as memorial services and other large gatherings. As is the custom back in the States, we stood and snapped to attention when the National Anthem began before the main feature. All was going as planned until about three-quarters of the way through The National Anthem the music stopped.

Now, what would happen if this occurred with 1,000 18-22 year-olds back in the States? I imagine there would be hoots, catcalls, laughter, a few rude comments; and everyone would sit down and call for a movie. Of course, that is, if they had stood for the National Anthem in the first place.

Here, the 1,000 Soldiers continued to stand at attention, eyes fixed forward. The music started again. The Soldiers continued to quietly stand at attention. And again, at the same point, the music stopped. What would you expect to happen? Even here I would imagine laughter, as everyone finally sat down and expected the movie to start.

But here, you could have heard a pin drop. Every Soldier continued to stand at attention. Suddenly there was a lone voice, then a dozen, and quickly the room was filled with the voices of a thousand soldiers, finishing where the recording left off:

"And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave."

It was the most inspiring moment I have had here in Iraq. I wanted you to know what kind of Soldiers are serving you here. Remember them as they fight for you!

Pass this along as a reminder to others to be ever in prayer for all our soldiers serving us here at home and abroad. For many have already paid the ultimate price..

Written by Chaplain Jim Higgins
LSA Anaconda is at the Ballad Airport in Iraq, north of Baghdad.

(I don't know about anyone else, but I am very proud to be an American and I am very thankful for every single soldier!)

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Time


OK. Where did it go? It seems just like it just turned spring yesterday. What happened?!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Happy Birthday!


Happy Birthday Mikey!!!

Lexiograms

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. A properly written will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
5. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
6. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
7. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
8. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
9. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
10. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blown apart.
11. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
12. A lot of money is tainted. "Taint yours and taint mine."
13. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
14. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
15. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
16. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
17. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
18. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
19. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
20. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Family Foto


Is this not cute or what?!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Happy Anniversary!

Yep. Me & the Hubs -- 20 years today!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Patrick Swayze

Rest in peace, Patrick. I thought you were the best!

Facebook

Well, I'm getting more and more hooked on Facebook. I have 4 farms, a tank of fish, wonderful friends and family, a game of Farkle, an apartment in YoVille, and a Las Vegas slot spot! Now, one of my friends helped me put a link to this spot on that spot! How cool is that?!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Just Click

Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple. Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals.
It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on the purple box "fund food for animals" for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/negle cted animals in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.


http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com


AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS!!!

p.s. Don't forget the other tabs.... Hunger, Breast Cancer, Children's Health, Literacy and Rain Forest... a click a day for those, too!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Never Forget!


If we choose to forget, they win.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Washer

My washer came today! Hurray!!!

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OK. Is it me or is it Blogger? I am praying it is Blogger.

Update: It was, thankfully, Blogger!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Sunday, September 6, 2009

New Washer

Well, I finally did it. I bought a new washer. Sticker shock wouldn't even begin to describe it. I did not end up with a front loader. The deciding factor in that was that you have to leave the door to the washer open for the rubber seal to breath between washings. With two nosy kittehs, that would definitely not work. So, I got another Whirlpool. We will see how this one works out. You don't pick a water level, it does it for you (don't ask ME how it knows how much water to put in it). You can pick your water temperature and whether you are using fabric softener or not. You also don't pick the time you need the clothes to wash. It is supposed to know that too. We will see if that works or not. They may be coming to get it if it doesn't know how to do those things! I could also have any color I wanted as long as it was white.

Quiz - Answers

Answers To Quiz:

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. Boxing

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward. Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside. Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

6. Three English words beginning with dw. Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. Lettuce.

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S'. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART...

Today is National Mental Health Day. You can do your part by remembering to send this to at least one person who has mental health problems.

Well, my job's done! Just don't send it back to me. I've already flunked it once.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Quiz

Quiz for People Who Know Everything

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't.

These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'

I will post the answers tomorrow!

Friday, September 4, 2009

Aphorisms

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
13. No one ever says 'It's only a game,' when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos and rap music will be the Golden Oldies!
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!
20. Always be yourself. Because the people that matter, don't mind. And the one's that mind, don't matter.
21. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

(#14 is my personal favorite!)

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Restoring Photographs

The mother of one of my friends had her home destroyed by fire. Her mother and father built the home 55 years ago. The father passed away a long time ago. Almost everything was destroyed in the fire. Wedding pictures, graduation pictures, baby pictures... you name the photo -- it was either burned to ashes or was water damaged. My friend said that it was a shame that the photos were stuck together because some of the could have been salvaged.

My thought is this: I remember reading about a company here in the downriver area that did just that -- salvaged water and smoke damaged photos. But my problem is that it was quite awhile ago and I cannot remember what the name of the company was. Do any of you Michiganders that visit my spot know of any place that does that kind of work?