Happy Halloween!

Two fer One!

Happy Sweetest Day and Happy Boss's Day!!

And then there's this...

A young boy appeared before the Family Court Judge in a divorce case.

The Judge asked the nervous youngster if he wanted to live with his mother.

"NO" said the boy, "she beats me."

The Judge then asked: "Oh, so you want to live with your father?"

Again, the little boy said "NO, he beats me too!"

This greatly disturbed and saddened the Judge.

"Well," he replied, "who WOULD you prefer to live with?"

The boy got a big grin on his face and answered quite loudly: "I want to go live with the Detroit Lions! They don't beat ANYBODY!"

One Wish?

I met a fairy today that granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever,” I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!

"Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Lions win the Super Bowl!"

"You crafty devil," said the fairy.