Two men were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled over by a NJ cop. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the h*ll was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in New Jersey, son," the cop answered. "When we pull you over in New Jersey, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
The cop then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the cop.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers," the cop says, "two miles down the road; you're gonna turn to your buddy and say....." I wish that *sshole would 've tried that sh*t with me!"
What this thing is still active?
16 years ago
2 comments:
LOL.. good one.
My grandpa in law sent me one this morning .. you can guess the cartoon picture, as the saying was
mirror mirror on the wall....
What the @#%#! happened.?? I liked that one too..
So funny! I wish my Tim would tell some of the stories from when he worked the road. Like the lady who put her car in reverse instead of in park and backed into his cruiser! We've got that tape. So funny.
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